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en FBker stranger u bile nk kawen?
cik HB gd ques..ikut plan,next yr.(ctrl trkejut dgn soalan spontan tersebut)
en FBker stranger gf i dh xsabar2 nk kawen.
cik HB oo yeah?bgs laa.
en FBker stranger i xkesah.i dh standby evrythg.die ckp on,i jln je.
cik HB lucky her.(dgn nada monotonous)
en FBker stranger thx.bf u kt mn?
cik HB bf?ouh..im 'happily' single.
en FBker stranger u nih mesti byk secret admirer niii..
cik HB haha..i wishh..(rolling eyes..pls laa.i noe 'who' i am)
en FBker stranger u yg memilih ni.xpe,kl ade jodoh ade laa tu.dgn mat salleh kt ireland ke.wakaka..(dat supposed to be funny?)
cik HB ha ha.it's ok.i'll pass.
en FBke stranger u ngoratlaa student2 kt sn.
cik HB i kne mk d 1st move ke?r u sure they wont mind?
en FBker stranger bole..but nnt diorg kate u desperate laa.hahaha(again, is dat supposed to be funny?) - im a traditional girl.timba does d searching pls.
cik HB hmm..at least i get to choose who i want rite.but i blm smp tahap desper lg.for now,i simpan dlu laa.i xnk jez bcoz they r there,i nk kt diorg.i tink i noe wat i want in my life. (rolling2 my eyes again)

- *tuuttuut..aslkm,is dat ayahibu emergency hotline?

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im 24.im 24.im 24.hana once said, jaga ur behaviour.kl bole be motherly like.guys will like dat.act appropriately.
like u dun noe me sis.im a mimicker,im a follower.i act according to d behaviour of d ppl ard me.i mold in smp mn i can be molded.when they transmit too diff frequency,sgt2 against fitrah bernama nur berbinti rosli,i either remain quite or i turned awkward.i jd extra sarcastic,i jd evrythg dat i dun want to be,jd manusia plg xbest dlm dunia.i ckp kt cik pulut,nnt diorg kate i xsporting,nnt diorg kate i senyap.amazingly enuff,i dun mind ppl call me 'old' or seniour.sometimes i need dat as my 'greenpass' for being who i am..

- kl dlm favorite series anak2 gadis snipe lawn sindarela, i jd tusyee.jd tasya bile rs 'hot'.pulut jd makcik meri.skali skali jd Butang.cik lyana bole la jd princess rania.ahaha..
- if d world really IS my oyster..

awk.. jom bbq arini?

kl acik or mak lang tanye,best kak ani jln2 europe aritu?jwpn 'answering machine' i slalu berbunyi..best!or bole laa.myb i mlas nk explain lbey2.
mmg dis trip if not d best was really a blast.korg pnah tgk 'Eurotrip'?haa..OUR version of eurotrip was more fun,less bias,less ignorant,more law-involving action n more halal..frm dub-prague-bratislava-vienna-budapest.ade je happenings.berikt adlh list 'things yg i akan igt ttg my probably last eurotrip tidak mengikut turutan favorit'..

1. addictive poppy seed pastries
2. makcik2 turki yg dtg to take our pix n tiba2 tanye..'why u wear dis?i dun like dis.im free muslim" - dlm kepala i time tu,i trus terigt kamal atartuk n xbole imagine his condition on d 'other side'.i mampu berdoa je utk aunty2 terbabit.
3. 7 days of a glamour.kjap2 ade org dtg amik gmbr kitorg.sambil panjat bukit kt vienna,smbil mkn2 ceri kt market,yg menyorok ala papparazzi pon ade.semmgnya we all terpaksa always camera ready.
4. toilet kering but with 1week old baby's pampers smell.i was traumatised.
5. cheated by pakcik stephan boyot or pakcik no.669 1 hr upon landing on budapest.
6. ..then aftr we tot its over,perasaan yg excited n overwhelmed with our 1st hostel in budapest yg sgt best tercut short when suddenly we realized not only we shared d room betwn us girls but our room was d walkway to another room.makanya..
7. ..dgn sekuat kaki i dragged my heart away frm full magnetic force of d lovely room n shower(n internet)to a more 'decent' hostel d very next day..privacy has a price.
8. smoke salmon n mussels in vienna n gyros kebab ISTANBUL in budapest(:(:(:
9. n of coz..di sebalik all d majestic palaces with long stretchy rose gardens..byk btul makcik2 yg 'sujud' tepi jln mintak sedekah.
10. lumba lari kat airport dgn flipflop smp lung kecut..n ade org berkata "sape suruh pakai flipflop.."dan lari meninggalkn i lari sorg.heh..

- makna LMAO.itu yg i blaja kt budapest.ha ha
- my bowel dh berjaya skrg kwn2.alhamdulillah,weee..
- xsabar nk tunjuk mama tablecloth baru beliau (:
- pulut nk blk esok..so sad so sad..
- kpd en peqli..takut ngn ayah i ehh.alaa..miss ur comment laa,ha ha..

1st morning in budapest

i terbgn dgn tergelak2.i nk tdo blk pon tergelak2.LOL laa kire..laffing for hearing our neighbours, 2 british men 'fish'ing each other at 6am jez bcoz d other guy didnt want to off d light so dat he can texting wit her gf@wife@bf.funny2.wat a way to start my day!

d first nite

i bkn org yg suke cursing.apetah lg di negara org yg tidak diketahui level of education n mentality d locals.sbg contoh, italians or makcik2 cashier in all supermarkets in prague mempunyai senyuman paling expensive in d whole wide world.n mmg suka membaling brg lpas key in barcode.i xkesah.datswho they are.ibu kate be careful with mafia..cik belle n rakan2 gelak saje when i told them dat.see..told ya!last winter me,farah, n idah pernah traumatized di budapest.biaselaa.u turun frm train n kene serbu by "muslims" chasing u for ur euro currency.dis time..summer plak.n i tot we already had d worst.apetah lg when u hv d other 8 diablos,takkaaann laa org nk kaco kn.dis time kitorg kne cheated plak dgn dis pakcik2(n makcik yg i assume is d uncle's wife) yg kononnye kitorg xvalidate our tix.wic is true but mn ade org check tix at 11pm!!dgn kemarahan melampau cik farah n kebatuan hati we all makanya "fine" 6000 HUF each jd 75euro for evry1.i dlm hati wat d fish fish FISH!! pakcik nih.myb dlm hati pakcik..alhamdulillah, lepas laa anak g skolah or xpon..woohoo!!lpas duit beer mlm nih.. pakcik kayo!! hmm biase laa.travelling kl xkne mcm nih,kite panggil honeymoon.n kl i honeymoon pun budapest is surely not in my list.

> i hv to learn the hungarian keyboard to type dis.
> budapest still best but tk note..validate ur tix!!
> en jawa report chelsea lose by 1 penalty to man u.oww man!!x rugi i tdo sambil dgr org jerit2 kt hostel aritu.but..love u ronaldo!!
> en fry..i didnt get u any postcards.duit tu abes kt pakcik kayo!! tu..dem u pakcik stephan or watever u r.i igt muka u smp mati!!haha

hii..awk free tak?

aftr spending hrs 'warming' d wooden chair n overheating my laptop..i realized ive done nothing.
byk2 yg i posted on my 'self-exhibitory' wall..satu je yg i managed to follow,effortlessly..which 1?

- "hello gorgeous..ngh watpe?" - rujuk prev entry.ehh its ok.ignore..
- i want to go to d 'laundry'.nk send my heart n soul.sape nk ikut?!

superblurr is not super anymore

"WAT??wat d fish?!u tink i hard up sgt dgn u?plss laa.."
"oo tak ke?why?i tot u suke kt i.wheres ur love baybeh"
"ahh talk to my elbow la.dlu i tgu u lame tau.smp hati u tak tgu i."
"i smp.u yg xsmp.ur jez too..'cute'(sambil melevelkan tgn to his chest)..ehh,i mean,u mmg cute.bkn sekali tau,tp 2kali cutenye ok"
"euww...cheesy string u xde effect kt i ok.nurse2 kt hosp tmpt u keje tu bole la.ouh 1 more thing,u blaja type msg gune normal spelling bole x?i allergic laa dgn spelling pelatmanja u tu.antihistamine pon xbole nk tolong tau"
"oo u tak syuke eh i ckp2 pelat cani.ngk..i chomel ape"
"u nk i haematemesis kt cni jugak ke?"
"ok2,sorryyy.then..u nk i buat ape rite now?anythg for u sweetpea,intan payung abg"
"hmm..haa i nk u tgu sorg2 kt bridge klcc ni smp subuh esok.i wanna go down n look for my pralines n cream.jgn harap u nk share.bye,assalamualaikum.."


- "awk kne keraskan hati.bile hati awk keras xde org mainkan awk.tp jgn keras sgt nnt xbole bukak plak" - pinjam frm a morning 'cerekarama'script.thx en jawa *wink*
- thx hana sponsoring song.wo you ee ke cece.i miss u cece..synchronise (:

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- jgn merungut bila panas or when u walk barefooted on sharp pebbly stones.good food,sunny day,photogenic face..come wit a price.

baju kurung biru muda

these few days ppl frm d past keep knocking at my door.nasib baik my auto gate bersalut emas 25karat imported frm India sgt tough n sgt impossible to get in.apetah lg dgn terinstallnya anti bug-a-boo-er security system, MRSA pon xbole masuk.unless i yg tekan butang VACANT dan butang OPEN, gate bertatah emas n diamonds tersebut akan sentiasa tightly shut.syikin kata i hv to be strong.ppl frm d past myb akan attack i and send me to ER again ie syikin's hse.sila apply invisible cream.

-miss ibu n mama.miss abah yg suke belikan durian n mangoes.miss pau kaya n paper tosai setinggi 0.5meter too.


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cik L "aku mmg dpt rs mak mertua aku nnt mesti garang."
cik P "mmg laa.kne laa dgn ko.ko kn degil!" acceptance is so easy.
cik HB "aku rs laa,aku mesti dpt mak mertua baik.nk2 kalau.." i xsempat melengkapkn ayat bila..
cik P "haa..yee.mak mertua ko mesti best.kl xbest pon die rs die best.sbb ko slalu rs ko best!- sambil mengulingkan body beliau ke katil dan bergelak jemaah bersama cik L.

- i mmg rs i best.best sgttt..ahaha..knape kite crite psal mak mertua eh?lupee..
- en "i mmg coool" ajak i tgk ironman td.aishh..ajakan yg mmg i tgu2 bcoz i really wanna watch dat movie.but i dgn willingnya n tanpa berfikir pjg i reply "no,i cant.i kne masak ptg ni.mlm ni pon kne tolong cik lyana masak.sorry ye"..thx for trying (:
- d last seerah talk jez ended jez now. ni bang bil nak tanye,pd pendpt adik ye..ape yg adik dpt dr keseluruhan talk2 tersebut?i kate i dpt regret.regret bcoz i didnt mk any initiatives of my own to learn any of those stuff.i mmg living proof of generasi spoon-fed yg berjaya.
- how many times u shed ur tears for rasulullah?how many times u selawat arini?i kate..ermm

catatan subuh

mlm penuh berkat tanpa hujan.angin yg i rs hanyalah angin panas dr blower heater 1.2kw.lagu PAGI YANG GELAP by HUJAN sudah masuk round ketiga.mmg sengaja niat i utk wujudkan repeatency.test my brain power to suppress vomitting centre secara natural.i dun believe in drugs.selagi i bole survive without them,i dun need to intoxify my body with unnecessary chemicals.ehh..papan tanda Uturn di hadapan.aahh...lagu rancak bervokal suara monotonous nih membuat i semakin TWINSICK...sengaja i layan perasaan itu.hidup dan mood i mmg berkadar langsung dgn lagu yg ditune.dis is too pathetic!
laporan ilmubedah memanggil2 di depan laptop tapi mmg fitrah manusia bernama cahaya berbinti rosli,bertelinga soundproof,allergic to kerajinan melampau.rajin tak rajin, i tinggal lg satu lagi report.im a nerd in denial.

internet buat ke-18 kalinya meminta diberi sidekick.ini bukan sebarang net,ini smarttelecom.kepandaiannya paling menyerlah di waktu petang atau slps mkn malam di mana penggunaan dilakukan secara berjemaah.i xkesah.i mmg suka berlari2 anak upstairs utk memberi sidekick itu.adakalanya i beri peluang penghuni rumah supersocial yg lain mendapat pahala.kata hana Allah saja nk bg pahala free.terima kasih smarttelecom.segala contengan arang berbentuk curses i harap dierasekn dgn kalimat istighfar.i bkn marah.u tentu tahu konsep menstrual cycle kn.wrong timing bilamana u cuba menunjuk kepandaian ketika i sedang berchat with hana or significant humanbeings,beryoutube atau berfacebook.its ok.u tetap malaise snail kesayangan kami.

ini bukan meja milik i.ini cik pulut yg punya.beliau semakin jarang di rumah.bersosial dgn anak siapa2 entah.exam adalah trigger utama.makanya i guna kesempatan ini utk mendekatkn diri dgn router.thx cik pulut (:(:

- liverpool,u layak mendapat pat di kepala.u played well.but chelsea agak taf tadi.dun be sad.hani kan ada..
- i lepaskan 'rindu'.i bloghopping n visit en johnhafiz yg semakin 'ruffedge' n also en ahmad kamal abu bakar dlm nerakanya. nice to see u again :)
- sidekick = off n on router sambil cursing atau memujuk rayu
- kata en faiz.."awk nih lawak laa"..i kate "threshold awk rendah"
- 4:07 am. i dh lepas had ke'slow'an.hana sedang bersiap ke carrefour.maka kepada siapa lagi i mahu mengadu situasi perut i yg lapar ni.ahh..pu erh tea dlm mug dh habis. i mungkin akan memecah tradisi cik pulut.pergi ke kitchen seawal 4 pagi utk mkn roti.