.Bismillah..choose between green bin,brown bin,black bin..dont forget to wear gloves..take a deep breath..stop breathing..flip d lid open..throw in rubbish..close the lid..fuuhh..Alhamdulillah.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

atas nama libur

bandung trip yg begitu melelahkan memaksa i ikut serta dlm acara pe'malaise'an body n pemanasan katil berjemaah(bareng yuk!) bersama anak gaul rumah kos tanjung duren selatan ini.'therapy' di mall2 bertaraf antarabangsa dibekukan,diretard; stok nutrisi juga dibekalkan dorongan2(stalls bergerak) yg lewat dpn rumah seawal 530pagi.'syurga' makanan semmgnya semudah memberikan mangkuk plastik anda dan semurah 5000rupiah. cik enab berpesan..sila jd anak nongkrong n enjoy indon ads ditelly.hasilnya, i belajar mcm2 abbreviations baru like 'ssh BAB' dari iklan ubat panas dlm, dan i hafal semua iklan teh botol sosro.

setelah almost 2 days tak mendedahkan kulit i yg mulus kpd sinaran UV, ptg itu i n hana mula activatekn kembali socialcalendar kami mencari motif utk keluar.en fathul, mantan(or still) peminat hana ajak ke jakarta fair,ada dewa 19 kata beliau.ahhh..kami anti ahmad dhani,biar dia mem'self-brand' as 'makhluk tuhan paling nakal'. makanyaa..kami ke reflexy.menghypochondriackn diri ttg bowelmvmt yg dormant n blood circulation yg tidak serata, i n hana langsung ke Mediterranean tmpt hana berfitness.50000rup per hr..kok lumayan murah gitu.aftr hilang capeknya bertinsardin dlm angkut,acara self-pampering diteruskan di Citraland mall(CeEl).semmgnya kulit i yg sehalus Luna Maya doesnt need therapy.i xsuka public attention,i jd lemas.makanya..rencananya hana doang yg bertherapy.hana semmgnya adlah member tetap esthetic MELROSE yg reliable.15mins aftr dat i found myself on d bed,menikmati eye trtment/calming n shiatsu berserta super whitening trtmt.dasar narcissistic!mbak bilang "kulitnya udah bagus ya",i reply dlm hati..ya iyalaa,pede gitu lohh!!
usai trtmt yg agak lumayan besar itu, hana xabes2 apologising,rs guilty for dragging me along.she knew i dun need it.eh gapapa kok.see my nose plss for justification.cheaper pon to compare with what we can get bck hme knn...mlm itu kami pulang ke rumah kos dgn mmbawa plastik kecik berisi buah salak n 3botol green tea utk minimalisekn guilty.acara memborong di Tanah Abang nnt memerlukan bentuk modal yg lumayan.n for dat,rs guilty itu perlu wujud.hmmm..totebag LV utk acik yg dibelikan frm bandung memancarkan a faint light of hope.acik,my acct num is..ngeheee..today??bak kata cik sheh...hari2 terakhir nih is my ultimate leisure.keluar bilik jez utk mkn n bathroom,n tgk tv sket2.kemas bilik pon 28 nnt kot.ahahaha..

- en japar minta numnya hani di msia.mau dikasi atau ngak yah?kita ngak cptpercaya samaorg ya kn kakakku..
- cik enab udah pulang subuh tadi.i plak yg counting days.kata hana..hani jom kita g bandung lg for a day!!huehue
- addicted to the changcutter's and rossa's atas nama cinta~

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

kringg2..bandung pls!

flight AK956 delay announcemt buat i restless.frm far i cud see a grp of msians 'bearing' bigs yonex bags with them, who checked-in with me earlier.abg yonex bermuka zain ruffedge skaliskala buat survey,survey for anyone looking at his cute face n 'yummie' physique.ughh..puhlsss..too perasan to get my attention.heuheu..
luckily i saw another yonex guy.n i tot kl duduk sebelah die pon ok jugak, rather than i sit with those indons.so without me realizing,i was behind him at d ladder into d plane.smp on d seats,nobody was sitting besides him.hmm..to go or not to go.ooimmg suka sabotage my own 'plan'.so i took a seat BEHIND him.stuuupid..funny thing was,nobody sitting with me either.n so with this tough,macho,not bad looking indon guy,but abit noisy,sitting on d same row...

kate cik pulut,aku bkn perasan,tp aku mmg tau kl org tu suka kat aku...and this indon guy keep looking in my way.i smp sakit leher looking at d window je,trying to avoid making any eye contact with him.but through d window pane i still cud see his reflection looking at me.i dh la sleepy,my eyes cannot stand d comfy head rest n d pitch black view outside.ada org pandang2 plak.aahh..xkesahla.i nk tdo jugak.biar i nmpk comot or watever,i hope i didnt snore or anythg.abg yonex kt dpn.

d plane had landed.i bgn cpt2 to get out.but seeing all d ppl bertin sardin on d pathway,i duduk blk,between seats."adik,adik bole keluar.ya kami bagi laluan".uncle indon yg sama2 dgn abg indon macho tersebut calling to me yg blurr n buat muka skeptic.abg indon macho move abit to gv some space.rujuk qoute cik pulut.abg yonex tu dh senyum2 dh bcoz since dr td grp indon tu asyik gelak n senyum2 twds me n abg indon macho tu.d long closed plane door made me stuck between them.i tried to run,really i did.sometimes i pandang abg yonex for 'mercy'.but he did nothing except smiling xabes2.

"tadinya dia kasihan sama kamu,lihat kamu duduk sorg sana".dat indon uncle point twds d abg macho.abg macho sambil senyum2.."hi,boleh?(reaching out his hands twds me)"..ehh,nk salam2 plak.."ermm,xbole"(i smiled n buat gaya mcm scene 'kiamat sudah dekat')."oo,tak apa.mm kamu..mahu ke jakarta atau bandung?" "ke jakarta."
.....sesi interrogasi cik hani
"knapa tidak ke bandung?kami org nya bandung.di bandung dia ini pemain polo air,nii.kami br shj di msia ada game." uncle menyampuk plak.bila masa ada game polo air,kt tv xde pon.i tgk EURO2008.
kl kamu ke bandung bole lihat kolam airnya.di bandung juga susah skali kok mau lihat cowok yg jelik2.."
er,i cari noun 'jelik' dlm kepala.oook..i gelak sambil pandang uncle yg sedikit dlm kategori noun tersebut td tu."yaa..cuma 1,2 aja laaa"..bila die perasan i gelakkn die.
"ini...adiknya siti nurhaliza ini.."..thx uncle for d nice introduction to other passengers.sumhow i ltak exxageration kat tepi kepala.."abg yonexx...dun leave me with these indons!!"i jerit dlm hati.

since my attempt to run was to no avail,abg macho pon friendly but kept his cool,i kata why not,passport checkup pon xjauh mcm heathrow distantnya.he doesnt look like a serial killer with athletic biceps anyway.my turn to ask ques.nama mohd jabar,jurusan kesukanan,univ di bandung..tu je yg i tau."kamu ada nombor hape?""ouh sorry,gak ada(n hana's num is waaay too long to remmber)".

i quickened my pace yg pendek2 tu to d baggage claim.sdg i xsabar2 tgu luggage.."ini..nombor telefon saya.nanti kalau sudah sampai di bandung,ya..sy boleh bantu" atas resit airasia,he gave me his fullname n his num.

hmm..hana kata kl hensem why not,call laa.dia tak ada abg ke?bila i kata abg tu handsome.hana kata dun gv dat num to her friends.of coz not!pnat tau i nk dpt dat number.ahaha..

Friday, June 13, 2008

heat-emanating body

yesterday,aftr almost a week i got hme,ibu ajak survey zara kt OU.it seems dat she jez found her new fav shop.nk track blk her shoes yg kne grab by another shopper time tgh sale.her shoes usually comes wit 4inches heel,covered,and pointy,size 3-4.jez like her daughters'.so bila ibu ajak kak nina,d domestic ass. wit audrey afiqah, d cute active baby,n nisya d attention seeker,i dh agak dh,our outing will endup at d jusco market,bringing hme some kangkungs n taugehs,wit pampers n rusks.oo dun forget 4tummies penuh dgn gelatos,red bean pau,n nasi ayam.

kids n trolley.they r unseparable.nisya?if sumone tells me she was born side by side with one,im totally gonna tk his word.bila dia xdpt,merajuk la kn.merajuk kt public places mmg her specialty.jd konkrit stagnant yg masam tgh2 jln,xkira aunty2 nk lalu ke,uncle bertrolley bermuka annoyed ke,xkire kita dh tinggalkn die 40meter ke dpn,she knows by hook or by crook shes gonna get wat she wants,she got nothg to lose.except when her dad's ard la kn.its not we dun want to let her be behind d wheel but nnt2 laa.bile x'jem',bile jln tu straight,ok laa kn.nk explain,she doesnt undrstand.well 1 gud thg abt dis,shes persistent.in d end kite yg gv in n she got wat she wanted.bila bdak yg supermanja ni create havoc,i rs its my responsibility to show her that it is not d way to get want u want.bile pujuk pon xworkout,i ignore je.pretend die anak aunty cina kt sebelah.i buat2 busy bli sayur,main dgn baby afiqah..
"special kids mmg laa cmni kakak.they want attention.u hv to understd dat" gerammanja i kt nisya time tu tukar jd guilty.i lupa.i lupa shes special.bila kite lupe,tu yg kite geram tu.hmm i tink myb i hv to understd this supermanja girl first b4 i noe how to deal wit her.btul ke diorg nih lg degil,superdegil,compare to normal kids?ikut cerite cik lyana,adik2 die mmg d little red devils with masks.oppss..hmm kl ye, me as a supersis hv to use my superpatient power until she got her hearing aid n understd dat im not jez a girl,called 'kaka a'i' who stays in d oppo room,3mths in a yr jez so we cn play ball together,watch astro ceria together or be d 2 girls still eating aftr evryone had left d table aftr dinner.wee..

- "eh kakak ni wangi laa.sedap bau.kakak pakai perfume ape?sj nk tau" kakak blkg counter nasi ayam yg curious.i jwb giorgio armani yg baru.but i xkate tu je sample i got frm BOOTS. hmm makanya..masuk dlm list yg i nk bli kt jak nnt.xsabarnyee nk g sn!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

im done eating :p

Dublin airport..
"eh aa..korg blk msia jugak ke?"
"haah.." lyana jawab without expression.a clear sign of retarding any further effort to cont d conversation.
" korg ni from dublin jugak?" d guy in his turtle neck and black jacket tanye lg.myb xpuas hati dgn kependekkan jwpn cik lyana.
"tak..galway" jwpn synchronise kami.
"ouh..really?!" tone yg awkward to reply our monotonous answer.
"knape kne .."ouh..really?!".." mmg intention i to make d same intonation to create sarcasm.no answer.'kenderaan' bergerak perlahan.
me n lyana were still queuing up behind the turtle neck guy and his friend. jez a few mtres away frm d luggage control checkup.
"erm..korg nih 1st yr eh?" me n cik lyana looked at each other separuh tergelak.
"ouh..2nd?3rd?" shoot randomly dgn penuh curious.
"actually dh 4 thn kitorg kt cni,eheh.." we both gv him a cold reply.i rs mcm artis yg mlas nk layan reporter yg br keje 2hari. d turtle neck guy with black coat jez nod n slowly turned his back.his less skema friend with washed jeans and army green jacket didnt do aythg to help.
"malas aku nk layan" kate cik lyana sambil memberikan senyuman senget beliau.
" formal coat tuu..nmpk sgt bdak br fly nih.xmcm kite,comot,selekeh..hee" confident btul i dgn assumption tersebut. selekeh sgt ke i nih smp diorg igt i nih 1st yr?
- before keluar to d arrival gate,i changed to my heels.

Frankfurt airport..

i dh lupa mcm mn i blk through frankfurt dlu.dlm sisa simpanan memori i, i jez nmpk perfume shop, souvenirs n chocolate.sebbaik ade en aiman.
me, cik lyana, en aiman,en wan..4 galwaeians ,menunggu number gate to show up on d board smbil main teka2 country.hmm..4th meds eh? then suddenly this chinese uncle yg i nmpk dlm flight aerlingus cme towds me."kau blk mesia bukan? kau tau mn mau amik itu bas?"
"oo yes..blk msia.bas?ermm..actually..kitorg pon tgh tgu num gate.xtau kt mn lg.bas?kite kne amik bas ke?"
"kita kne amik itu bowling bas dlu.kau tau mn?ini2..kau kne amik bas." uncle tu beriya tunjuk kt i tiket beliau.bas ape nih plak uncle.i garu kepala dlm hati.
" oo bas..haiitt..baik.ermm.." muka confuse i xdpt disembunyikn lg.malah words yg pelik mula keluar to add to d awkwrdness.i tried to look convincing apetah lg bila i dikelilingi anak2 n isteri beliau.
tiba2 thse dub guys showed up."uncle tanye laa same dia" i seek refuge with cik lyana,en aiman n en wan.
later, br i tau 'bowling bas tu is boarding pass.i confuse laa uncle.dlu airport nih lain.BM uncle plak,i xreti pls..heee
"aku sudah keje sini 5thn.anak2 suma belaja lain2 tempat.mau blk cuti" telinga i sempat eavesdropping uncle yg crite2 dgn turtle neck guy.oo no wonder..

- a friend said,once u r on d bus to dublin,u dh kire dh 'smp' dh.yeke?laame je.2 looongg days before reaching rumah no.6 jalan putra mahkota,putra heights.
- aunty bedah br je nk byr parkingtix klia when mama asked, "hani tak ade kwn lg hani?...kak ana dgn bdak tu lg ke?"..i xsempat nk jetlag,mama's too quik.
- ibu kate mcm dlm mimpi.feel like dreaming,seeing her daughter at home.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

dancemat jom!

as i looked through d list,there are un'tick' boxes..
bank - tukar duit checz,withdraw money
ibu's butlers 3boxes
abah
salwa
kamil- chocs
nisah&danial-10euro each?
other cousins- choc kt aldi

brand new cardigans or bolero - kiv
hmm..too many things,too little time,too heavy-o-lug.my bum still on d couch in d kitchen,wit lappie on,d tv is on as d 'formality' of being in front of it,my luggage is on d floor waiting to be puffed up.

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*tudududu tudududu tududududoo x2(nokia style msg tone)
*beep* farah
*beep* "hani,ko pegi dublin esok ke?"

- ermm..pegi ke tak?pegi keee tak..
D PICTURE : Me, pulling my huge luggages out of citylink bus at o'connel st,pulling my way to hop onto d No.16 dublin intercity bus canned wit fellow spanish,polish or hisdustanis..to dub airport,wit 2inches heels..i imagine muscles cramps dat follow.g dublin airport straight frm galway without staying over at kak adib's or syikin's wud be alot breezier n less hustle. citylink bus to airport-ryanair-MAS.kn snng..!
dat night,after bincang2 dgn cik idah,dgn harapan cik farah boleh accept our decison of berkampung in galway until blk without making us feel guilty for bailing her out, i text her.
"ekceli, aku nk bgtau aku pon maybe xjd pegi dub esok.kne settlekn garda,huhu"
ahh,lega..

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yesterday's plan : go to csi,take pulut's visa n letters,post to jpa,go to town,shop for shoes..later dat day i found myself in mothercare wic was waaaayyy..out of my list of shop to be in,searching for sumthg for my babysisters.n yet i spent more time there than those mommies with babies in strollers. GOD! wat wud i be like when i hv my own child?tiba2 i terigt livingroom kak adib kat balbriggan. first word..WHOAA!!d toys for her boys like chasing their way up of d hill.seriously,i can swim butterfly style in there.at last..got them their gift.too bad u hv a broke sister over here.share bole?heee..

- amazed to find books on 'How to be A Good Granny' and 'The Bloke's Guide to Babies'.interesting way to make money.
- n then there were 7.sedeynyeee..as d last batch,we need to support each other kn korg.another night of movies at rumah merah.weee...
- restlessly watching d clock ticking,n d misty rain outside..

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