yes..i'm 23.so..??

mama "hello?" (buzzing..unclear..smart telecom like malaise snail.bt voip freecall cud save me afew charcoal grill kebabs)
cucu kesygn "aslkum.hello ma!ma dgr x?"
(opening..dgn standard miscellaneous questions between nenenda n cucu kesygn beliau eg.dh mkn blom?blabla)

cucu kesygn "mama,ani xm next wk.mama doakn eh.."
mama "mama slaalu doakn..ape nii..ani kt sn dh ade kwn ani?"
huh??kwn?ramaiiii..u want me to name each of them?

cucu kesygn "haa..kwn ma?!" (an attempt xbersungguh to run,jump n duck away frm d provoking topic by sounding confuse)
mama "kwn..ani xde 'kwn' kat sn?.." (ma,i jez said i hv xms cming up ma..)
cucu kesygn "manade.xde lg la ma.." (my answer since d 17th time i got dis q..myb for d 19th or 20th i wud answer d same.)
"alaa..tau laa ana dh ade!aishh..nnt2 la ma.hee.." (n i tink i heard my uncles n acik on d bckgrd..oo laffing2 ehh.hewhew y now ma?!)
-typical chain-reaction concept.yes..when ur sis or whoever in ur family dh ber'kwn',ur expected to hv 1 too..

mama "alaa..org lame jugak ana tu.xpe,tu seme kite letak tepi.yg penting blaja abes dlu kn..ani jgn risau plak.."
(my eyebrows terangkat 1inch)
i sambut dgn gelak.gelak yg cool,coz my lips cracked.alololo..my mama yg risau tp try cover.
fyi ma,89% of my worries ive channelled to xms,current bank accounts dlm n luar negara,my expanding figures(not money!!),tix blk msia,smokers...

-MY HEART,SOUL N MIND said..rite now i dun want to be more distant frm THE ONE im really2 trying to reach.mn hani nye bullet train ni?
-4yrs braving d winter..my skin doesnt get any thicker pon?!